Lately I have been hearing a lot of gems on the subway. I thought about writing them down, but that seemed ridiculous. But today I just can't resist.
Picture four kids, not quite teenagers, two boys and two girls, on the uptown W train. The two girls get off at Prince Street, and one of them reaches in the subway and playfully smacks one of the boys as if to say goodbye. Train continues.
Smacked boy: "I think she likes me. She's been saying some weird s**t to me lately."
Other boy nods, mumbles.
Smacked boy: "Seriously, she's had a thing for me since, like, sixth grade."
How quickly they learn.
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