I still want to write up my recent trips to the Guggenheim Museum to see Zaha Hadid and to the Katonah Museum of Art to see Joseph Cornell. Yep, Pinky and I boarded a train heading north out of Stink Town to visit the cute little hamlet of Katonah, in Westchester, better known to some as The Town that Martha Stewart Blessed. We did our best to catch a glimpse of her - or of anything, really - but she has built a stone wall around the 153-acre estate at exactly the right height to block all voyeurs, no matter how slowly (or often) they drive by. Meanwhile, Ralph Lauren doesn't let you see more than a gate.

Or so I've been told.